What if people knew Hannibal ate rude people and instead of being freaked out they handed him a list of people who were assholes and just nodded at him
whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
SERIOUSLY?! THIS IS TOTALLY THEM IN FRONT OF THE IN LAWS AND EMMA SAID SOMETHING STUPID AND REGINA IS LIKE ‘SORRY SHE ISN’T USED TO BEING OUT OF HER CAGE THIS LONG’ AND GIVING HER ‘THE LOOK’ AND EMMA IS LIKE ‘SHIT I AM IN TROUBLE AREN’T I. YOU LOVE ME. AND I’M CUTE’ AND REGINA JUST MELTS AND IS LIKE ‘FUUUUU’ BECAUSE IT IS TRUE AND FUCKING TELL ME THERE IS NOTHING THERE!! TELL ME SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!